For Laughs

AM I ?



Teacher: What is your Christian name?                         

Child : I'm not a christian,( with a surprised look on his face)


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TWINS......????


A teacher passes a classroom and notices two boys fighting and rolling around on the floor. Parting the boys.......

Teacher: Why were you boys fighting?

Identical Twin 1 points to his brother and declares: He told me something bad about my father...

Twin 2: Stands looking bewildered.

Teacher looks at the boys with a look of disbelief on his face................... mmmmm.




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WEATHER

 Teacher: What kind of weather are we having today?

Little boy: Sunny weather

Teacher: What tells us that it's sunny?

Little boy: It's sunny be cause God didn't want to pull down the lever that makes the water come from the sky.


Teacher has a big smile on her face and says "Wow kids do say the funniest things"


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                                      Words             Words                Words

Mum asks her kid "What did you do today?"

Kid: "Me went to town."

In an effort to model the correct sentence structure......

Mum: No... "I went to town."

Kid:  "I didn't see you."